Listen up m90s. we r going to tranls9 all off dank kapital into mlg so we can noscope the loominarty.
chapter 1 page 1
listen up becos this is about 2 get spooky. the wealth of societies run by the loominarty is an 'immense collection of weed'. the individual weed appears in its elementary form - hash cookies. what rhymes with cookies? u guessed it. nothing. y is this? is it because the capitalist is trying to hide something from us. that's right. you guessed it. we have to think seriously about not just weed but also mountain dew, doritos, fedoras and anything else u skrubs like buying.
weed is first of all an extrenal onkect. a thing which thru its qualities gets u high as fuck. how hight u get depends on how good the dope is. this is where we get the word 'dank'. 'dank' refers to the value of the commodity m8. it doesn't matter how much u want it. a spliff is a spliff. same as doritos. if ur hungry ur going to eat it. u need it. y do you need it? because that's what you think.
every useful thing, i.e. fedoras, mp5 silence, stickies, wally etc. can be bought online while you're signed in to xbox live. the illominarti hacks your computer .. isn't it spooky how u want all this tuff even when you're not blazed?
